May 2013
archangelgaybriel:
mikerotone:
cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge:
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
Watchulceration:
keeliababy:
wow i thought this was gonna be another coning vid
o h my gosh
I have the best girlfriend you could ask for! :)
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
anthonygrey:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
kingofbear:
when someone says their eyes change colour
genoflydersyolo:
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
It looks like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, only metamorphosing for the purpose of human consumption.
It lives to die.
Tragically beautiful.
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
andrewhussiesbosom:
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
jewbeard:
i tried to grab fog but i mist
Anonymous asked: Also your hair wasn't that fluffy that was the only disappointing thing
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